September 2011
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holdaper
Holdaper: Pumili ka, wallet mo o pasasabugin ko utak mo? JUan: Bahala ka, basta parehong walang laman yan!
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Simpleng Inosente: does-it-make-a-difference: Put... →
does-it-make-a-difference:
Put a Harry Potter character in my ask box THIS…
THIS WOULD MAKE ME A VERY HAPPY PERSON
Harry Potter- Tell about a scar on your body. Ron Weasley- Something you’re afraid of. Hermione Granger- A subject you know a lot about. Draco Malfoy- Closest green…
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pandarapedme:
lugar-del-sol:
wikkah:
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A psychic talking to a ghost...
PSYCHIC: What's the cause of your death?
GHOST: I was struck by a car while trying to save someone..
PSYCHIC: Why did you do that?
GHOST: Because I didn't want my love to get hurt..
PSYCHIC: Maybe she's sad now because you're dead?
GHOST: No, she's happy now..
PSYCHIC: Why?
GHOST: Cause the one that I saved.....is the man that she loves..
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Simpleng Inosente: What if. (straightforward or... →
behindherglasses:
Wala ng mga pakipot.
Wala ng pa Maria Clara.
All girls are super straightforward. Like,
“Hey! I LIKE YOU! I think we should go out!”
“Gusto kita! Gusto mo rin ba ako?”
“Hey! Are you free tomorrow night? LET’S GO OUT!”
Wala na yung paghihintay na maunang magtext yung lalake.
Wala na yung…
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Simpleng Inosente: kathang-isip-lamang: The Sexual... →
kathang-isip-lamang:
The Sexual Bucket List: 50 Things to Do Sexually Before You Die
How many have you done? Bold your options…
Kiss your own sex
Have anal And like it.
Have a threesome
Engage in group sex
Have phone sex
Masturbate
Use a vibrator
Use a sex toy on someone…
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: Why We Like Girls →
jsfl:
The truth is out there. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo.
The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
How cute they look when they sleep.
The ease in which they fit into our arms.
The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the...
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50 Universal Truths About Men
Why should I remind you that “I love you?” I already told you once.
I’ll do anything for sex; even commit to you for life.
I hate arguing with you. I’d much rather find a compromise.
I love long hair. Sorry, but I do.
When you speak softly, I can’t help but listen.
I need to be told “no” sometimes. Not a lot, but every now and again reminds me that...
I was able to watch this movie last weekend and it made to good use those pick-up lines which we usually say “corny”, however the stars were able to pull it off and now, people are having fun when using these pick-up lines.
Here’s a list of what they used (taken from from here and there )
Irene: Alam mo, baka di ka na makauwi. Apollo: Bakit? Irene: Eh kasi nasa isip na kita. Apollo: Alam...
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